come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I supernannyed him into submission
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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