to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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