But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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