Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ugly people sure do ruin things
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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