I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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