apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
