How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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