we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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