Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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