Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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