so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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