very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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