So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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