I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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