Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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