Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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