so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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