office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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