He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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