She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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