im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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