Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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