Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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