Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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