very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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