i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
