he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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