I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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