that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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