How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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