Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
