sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I love you.
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