I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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