DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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