shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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