I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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