btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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