Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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