Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
now i know why i became what i already was.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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