One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
look no pants
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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