brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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