Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You coming home soon, man?
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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