Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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