he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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