Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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