Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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