She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Will exercising make me less horny?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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