had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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