You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
smell my finger.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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