They should really pass out barf bags in church
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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