between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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