does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
