I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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