wrigley field is MILF paradise
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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