You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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