Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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